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It was a chilly day Kievan Rus was mining they had finally reached bedrock after hours of whipping slaves and could satart looking for coal.

BAM 

A butterfly appeared in front of them Tsar Aalexanoob was unlucky and bumped into it

"Pwetty." He said and went to sniff its but remembering it didn't like to be licked

BAM 

It farted on him "Grr noob." He shouted because he was to dumb to know any insults other than noob "Attack." He yelled

Marshall Kian Konrobin said "AGH ITS THE SAME BUTTERFLY I PEED MY PANTS IM A NOOB GOOD THING I BROUGHT EXTRA."

End O' peace said "Guys its A FREAKING NOOB." he said also knowing no other insults than noob even though the butterfly wore diamond armor and they had leather helmets and stone sword following butuhans example

*Sigh* sighed the butterfly being bored "There's no coal in these cave $&%&$&-#+$-%--$-$-%-."

"WHAT IS THAT WORD IS IT A COMPLEMENT!?!!?!!?" said all the Kievan Rus being baffled

Lifting off the ground the butterfly started flying out of the cave then the Kievan Rus realized it was trapped in a cave so they could kill it. They ran at the butterfly their stone swords bouncing harmlessly off the butterfly's armor.

*sigh* "Must I again."

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(Pt 2 coming soon to Games near you)