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The Lich
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so liek

i hav super sad story book with exciting events

Here we go

 

You know those deflated frozen waffles you get from the store? They are fucking delicious. So, I was like 9, I went to the store on New Years Eve, all the waffles

are fucking gone

 

 

NOW

for a 9 year old

This is traumatic. No frozen waffles on New Year morning?

Gay. GAY. GAY. you all will never understand the pain I had to go through that day (for like 5 minutes, my dad bought me candy or sum).

 

#2

This happened quite recently, actually

I was riding a horse, cuz u know men who ride horses are fucking gay, but

I was having a race with my friend, I grab the reins and turned left because we were getting close to a fence.

This horse nigga RAMS STRAIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC FENCE WHEN I TOLD IT TO TURN LEFT.

i got tangled and it hurt, my left testicle was very electrocuted. I get back on the horse, bring it to the stables, hop off the horse, and start having a fucking heat stroke. I couldn't see anything (blacked out), could barely move or hear. While that happens, horse kicks me full force in the foot.

so, that happened, and I started seeing the outline of shrek in my vision before i was brought water, foot fucking aching in pain.

i run all the way back to the house and run towards that horse and dropkick that thing 15 feet all the way to the electric fence where it got tangled. Gay ass horse

#3

asked someone for ass pic in exchange for 3 taco pictures. was told "maybe later". this girl put me in a mental breakdown

#4

I cut open a watermelon and hollowed it out, glued the halves together, and made a juice dispenser thingie out of it. Every one thought it was literally gonna be watermelon juice

 

You make me in charge of the juice, it's not gonna watermelon juice, trust me...

...

so, idk how but i lose all my friends for being nice enough to be in charge of the juice?

no friends? *exago flashbacks*

oki...

 

Inactive Account
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Give me my weed back D:<

The Lich
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BansheePlant, I will shove the weed up your dickhole or I will smoke it myself

make ur choice

Inactive Account
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The Lich, Fine take it

BlueTangs Rock3
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That electric fence be like:

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